I know you are dying to know what I am wearing today. You probably wonder everyday, don’t you? Today, I am sporting extremely fashion-forward black leggings. Maternity ones (I’m not even pregnant). Hot-t. A plain black t-shirt that I cut the neck line to make it a scoop neck back when I didn’t care who saw my bra straps (aka 2004ish). Good thing I have my vintage American Eagle, completely faded zip-up to hide what that scoop neck is baring (2006 is vintage, isn’t it?).
|must clean that mirror today|
No shoes needed.
No jewelry needed.
Don’t be jealous that I have the best job.
(I’m pretty sure I’m supposed to say something like “kthanxbye” right here.
Also, I forgot to put everything in lowercase letters.)